Two boys are playing hockey on the pond
on Boston Common, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed
to wedge it down the dog’s collar and twist, luckily breaking
the dog’s neck and stopping its attack. A reporter who was
strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the
boy. “Young Bruins Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal…”
he starts writing in his notebook. “But, I am not a Bruins
Fan,” the little hero replied. “Sorry, since we’re
in Boston, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and
starts again. “Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack…”
he continued writing in his notebook. “I’m not a Red
Sox fan either!” the boy said. “I assumed everyone in
Boston was either for the Bruins or the Red Sox. So, what team do
you root for?” the reporter asked. “I’m a Yankees
fan!” the child beamed. The reporter starts a new sheet in
his notebook and writes: “Little Bastard from New York Kills
Beloved Family Pet.”
