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Beer Drinking Rules

You are officially cut-off if you break these rules.

Rule 101 --- No Dual-Openers
Anyone accidentally opening another beer, before finishing their current beer, is cut off. However, double-fisting is allowed.

Rule 102 --- No Spillage
Spilling any amount of beer will get you cut off and thrown out! You better come up with one hell of an excuse to get out of this one.

Rule 103 --- No Ghosting
Forgetting where you left your beer is only forgiven if you don't break the "5 second rule." Remember where it is in 5 seconds or less and you may continue to indulge.

Rule 104 --- No Freeloading
You may show up once without bringing your own supply. After that, you are cut off!

Rule 105 --- No Carousing
Under no circumstances may you hit on your bud's  spouse, UNLESS your bud says it's okay!

Rule 106 --- No Warm Brew
Bringing warm (non refrigerated) beer just pisses us off!

Rule 107 --- No Hyper-Pumpers
Take it easy on the keg, you only have to pump it once or twice while the tap is OPEN -- get it?

Rule 108 --- No Pretenders
You either can or can't handle your beer -- 'nuff said.

Rule 109 --- No Ahhh Shits
An ahhh shit is what most of us say when we open the freezer and discover that we left beer in too long! We've all done it, but three Ahhh Shits and you're outta here!

Rule 110 -- No Butting
Accidentally or purposely dropping a cigarette butt into an otherwise good beer will get you thrown out and chastised until the end of time!

Rule 111 -- No Mine Sweeping
There is no excuse for losing track of your beer and grabbing the closest beer as if it were yours...get your own! 

Rule 112 -- No Dead Soldiers
No passing out before first finishing your beer!! 

Rule 113 ---No Bring and Switch
If you bring it, you drink it. Don't bring in some cheap-ass, knock off, $4.85 a case beer, and drink the other good beer in the house first.

Rule 114 - No Slamming Good Beer
No slamming of quality ales or lagers! Good beer is ment to be enjoyed. You may however slam a Bud or a Coors (first beer only ) just to get the taste of the day out of your system. Then enjoy a real beer.

Rule 115- No Updating
There is no walking around saying "I'm so wrecked, this is my 8th." If you're sober enough to remember how many you've had, then you havent had enough!

Rule 116 - No Warm Brew
Bringing warm (non-refrigerated) beer just pisses people off!!

Rule 117- Quitchabitchin
Never complain of the quality or brand of a free drink!

Do you have a rule you want to add? Email it to me, and I'll give you full credit.